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Knock knock. Who’s there? Gorilla. Gorilla who?

February 3rd, 2006 by Dorrk.com

I’m the gorilla your dreams:

THE Soviet dictator Josef Stalin ordered the creation of Planet of
the Apes-style warriors by crossing humans with apes, according to
recently uncovered secret documents.

Moscow archives show that in the mid-1920s Russia’s top animal
breeding scientist, Ilya Ivanov, was ordered to turn his skills from
horse and animal work to the quest for a super-warrior.

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