…has been spotted, literally, in the movie The Girl Next Door.
This inferior 2004 remake of the classic Risky Business is still a pretty sharp comedy in its own right, and has a great pop soundtrack, especially toward the beginning. While some of the pay-offs are weak, it’s as a good a teen sex comedy as, [...]
Entries from December 2004
The Golden Phallus Award…
December 31st, 2004 No Comments
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Saudi Justice, Roman Style
December 31st, 2004 No Comments
Yes, crucifixions still occur. But only in Muslim countries.
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Is Putin Actually Hilter?
December 31st, 2004 No Comments
Historian Neill Ferguson thinks that Russia may be a Third Reich in the making. He’s very concerned about Putin.
One thing is for sure, Bush was pretty dopey for saying that he trusted Putin just because Putin pulled out a cross and said he was a Christian while at the Crawford ranch. Anyone who [...]
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Is Putin Actually Hilter?
December 31st, 2004 No Comments
Historian Neill Ferguson thinks that Russia may be a Third Reich in the making. He’s very concerned about Putin.
One thing is for sure, Bush was pretty dopey for saying that he trusted Putin just because Putin pulled out a cross and said he was a Christian while at the Crawford ranch. Anyone who [...]
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A New Year’s Wish
December 31st, 2004 No Comments
Happy New Year Byrons. I didn’t even notice until a few minutes ago, but 2005 is already here in Hong Kong.
My only wish for this next year is that Eric will develop an appreciation for Simon LeBon’s genitalia.
Fun Simon Nad Fact: Simon lost one of his jiggs after having a bad [...]
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How to Ignite an Atomic Bomb
December 29th, 2004 No Comments
The Washington Post is doing a 3 part series on the threat of nuclear, chemical, and biological terrorism (reg. req’d). The good news is that it would really be quite difficult for a terrorist group to pull it off. Mainly because the nuclear devices’ security codes are too complicated to get into and [...]
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Phuket
December 28th, 2004 No Comments
So how is that pronounced?
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Tragedy in Asia
December 27th, 2004 No Comments
Phuket, Thailand has quickly become one of my favorite places on Earth. My wife is scheduled to go there in February and we are planning to go later in the year. I also have a tentative trip to Sri Lanka on the schedule. Both of those places were severely hit this enormous [...]
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Women and technology
December 27th, 2004 No Comments
Bless my sweet wife. She was excited last night to venture on her own to the video store, a quest usually reserved for yours truly.
Perhaps intoxicated by a power she was not meant to wield, she somehow managed to bring home a VHS tape. We haven’t rented one of those in nearly 5 years.
To quote [...]
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New Add-itions
December 27th, 2004 No Comments
Here’s an odd coincidence:
There have been three delightful new baby girls born into my extended family or circle of friends of this year. Their ostensibly unusual names are:
AddisonAderhaAdeline
Nicknames for all: “Addy” (or some phonetic doppleganger of same).
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Sue this
December 25th, 2004 No Comments
Anyone following the recent anti-piracy onslaught against purveyors of “bit torrent” file-sharing web sites (we condemn this illegal activity with all the might we can muster) might enjoy this Swedish tracker’s ballsy F-You to The Man.
Here.
And here.
And here.
And here.
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Santa brought us…
December 25th, 2004 No Comments
…a whole lotta sickness.
It’s cold season at Dorrk.com HQ, which meant the very first sick spell for little Maggie. She no longer thinks coughing and sneezing are funny, as she did during her whole first year.
She’s feeling better now, thankfully, but her mom and I are in the thick of it.
Family plans are being cancelled; [...]
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A Very Kenny Christmas!
December 24th, 2004 No Comments
Merry Christmas to all! I wish you could have seen what we saw on TV last night (Christmas Eve). It was the Kenny Loggins Christmas Special featuring Kenny Loggins and his New Agey wife, as well as Olivia Newton John, and Clint Black and his wife Lisa-Hartman Black. It was hillarious.
It was [...]
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Yale Crucifies the Passion
December 24th, 2004 No Comments
I just finished watching a panel discussion that was held at Yale regarding Mel Gibson’s the Passion of the Christ. Nauseating to say the least. Not all of the panelists are Yale profs., but sadly some are.
The primary speakers are William Fulco (Jesuit), a Yale graduate and former Yale teacher and [...]
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Holland’s 9/11 continued…
December 23rd, 2004 No Comments
Holland is such a mess. Great article though summarizing all the key issues that the Dutch now face from their fascist islamic immigrants.
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Hockey, bull puckey
December 23rd, 2004 No Comments
Yeah, Scott, I just noticed yesterday (or maybe two days ago) that the NHL players are on strike. Of course, I’ve been woefully out of touch for the last couple of months.
My first thought when I read about it, though, was didn’t those fokkers have a lockout last year? And a couple years [...]
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Speaking of hockey
December 23rd, 2004 No Comments
Did anybody notice the NHL was on strike? Me either.
I’m not sure that bodes well for a successful strike.
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Do You Believe in Miracles?
December 23rd, 2004 No Comments
I just finished seeing “Miracle”–the movie about the U.S. Olympic Hockey Team’s Gold Medal victory at the Lake Placid 1980 Olympics. It was a good, fun, Rudy-esque movie. I recommend it.
I’ve always thought Kurt Russell was a pretty bad actor. But in this movie, he is awesome. I was so, so, so impressed. [...]
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Singing Blue Silver Today!
December 23rd, 2004 No Comments
I was shopping at HMV today when I ran across a brand new DVD out. It’s Blue Silver—Duran Duran’s documentary about their 1984 U.S. tour. It is DD in their absolute prime. MTV would hardly ever run the documentary and it was only available on movie rental shelves between 1985 to 1987 [...]
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Michael Jackson’s Woes
December 23rd, 2004 No Comments
It looks like Michael Jackson’s defense team is falling apart. That’s good. With the amount of money Jackson has (sort of) as well as his fame, odds have always been in favor of him winning this case. However, Jackson is a moron who can only be surpassed in stupidity by his brothers [...]
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