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In case anyone actually reads this blog, it’s been pretty desolate of late. Listing the reasons why paints a simultaneously tumultous and joyful period for all of our bloggers:

• I’ve been processing materials from my Asian vacation into an attractive DVD. (Web version coming soon, time permitting)
• Amy and I are expecting our first baby
• Mike is getting married this weekend (carrying with it the requisite bachelor party and reckless whoring)
• Alan works for an accountant and this is tax season
• Alan is also performing in an L.A. comedy show, which he’s welcome to plug on the blog if he chooses
• Pat and family are fleeing from SARS-ridden Hong Kong. Right now he is probably in some CDC quarantine facility being showered off by men in air-tight suits, like Meryl Streep in Silkwood
• Scott and Kelley are celebrating their first wedding anniversary in two weeks
• Eric is masturbating to Justin Timberlake
• Bill Dorr is doing whatever he normally does and none of us are sure exactly what that is.

Let’s hope all of us make it out of this alive. Literally, in Pat’s case, and figuratively in Mike’s.

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