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Weird and unsettling football news

July 3rd, 2009 by Dorrk.com
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An unexpected, and underwhelming, football transfer

With the european Football Trasnfer window only open for a few days. Real Madrid has splashed out nearly $200 million on the likes of AC Milan’s former World Player of the Year Kaka, Manchester United’s reigning World Player of the Year Cristiano Ronaldo, and French striker Karim Benzema, who was widely favored to replace Ronaldo at United.

With Madrid also the favored club to land popular French winger Frank Ribery,  which young, exciting and emerging talent does United turn to fill the gap left by Ronaldo (and the sulking Carlos Tevez)?

Michael Owen.

The 29-year-old former England star has spent the last five years battling every ailment from a broken foot to mumps (yes, mumps) as his club Newcastle spiralled toward its ultimate relegation at the end of last season.

And now he’s ours. Can’t say I’m overwhelmed with anything other than ambivalence.

The upside of this free transfer is that Owen can’t possibly disappoint.

Or can he?

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BRAINS!

June 4th, 2009 by Dorrk.com
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More brains!

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Obama’s middle ground

May 22nd, 2009 by Dorrk.com
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Rich Lowry mounts a particularly scathing assessment of Obama’s propensity for “above-it-all self-righteousness”:

If Bush violated our fundamental beliefs, then Obama is violating them, too, only a little less so.

Excoriating Bush is good politics for Obama, which is what makes his repeated exhortations to look ahead so disingenuous. In his speech, he rued that “we have a return of the politicization of these issues.” In other words: Dick Cheney, please shut up. But when did the politicization of these issues end? Has the Left ever stopped braying about Bush’s war crimes?

Obama bracingly politicized these very issues on the stump, staking out unsustainably purist positions because they suited his momentary political interest. Now that’s he’s president, he wants the debate to end. He’s above the grubbily disputatious culture of partisans and journalists. And he’s above contradiction because, as ever, he occupies the middle ground, one “obscured by two opposite and absolutist” sides: those who recognize no terrorist threat and those who recognize no limits to executive power.

And there Obama stands, bravely holding his flanks against straw men on all sides.

MORE: President Above-It-All by Rich Lowry on National Review Online.

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Auto-quixotica

May 22nd, 2009 by Dorrk.com
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Iain Murray looks at Obama’s auto company takeovers through the prism of Britain’s historical example:

The government and the current administration’s political fellow-travelers own 89 percent of an American company. This is a terrible precedent. Just ask the domestic British auto industry. Unfortunately, it won’t answer, because most of it went out of business when the British government tried the same tactic in the 1970s. The government attempted to save a dying domestic industry by nationalization and heavy investment in R&D to produce a “product-led” recovery. That recovery never emerged, because the unions put saving jobs before producing good vehicles (as I detail elsewhere). With the UAW now owning 38 percent of the company, should we expect anything different from GM?

The GM nationalization ignores the lessons of history, and its terms are plainly unjust. The UAW, acting for its members who are former workers and GM pensioners, did indeed represent something like $20 billion worth of GM’s liabilities. So the idea that the union should get an equity stake in return for that is fair enough. However, the UAW is getting three times as much as the bondholders, who represent $28 billion of GM’s outstanding liability. When the bondholders protested, the administration refused to meet with them.

MORE: I’m All Right, Barack by Iain Murray on National Review Online.

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The Goldsmith Fallacy

May 22nd, 2009 by Dorrk.com
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The New Republic has an interesting article tallying up the myriad ways Obama’s administration is clinging to Bush-era policies on terrorism, but it comes to a conclusion that is only correct in a most disheartening way.

Author Jack Goldsmith (a former Bush admin Assistant Attorney General) wants the article to refute Dick Cheney’s claims that Obama’s policies are endangering our country by showing that there is little substantive difference between now and then — and he has a point there (although some have pointed out in response that Cheney’s criticism began prior to Obama’s change in direction).

But there is a bigger problem with Goldsmith’s assessment. The piece is subtitled “Why Barack Obama is waging a more effective war on terror than George W. Bush” and Goldsmith asserts that Obama’s successful repackaging of these same Bush-era policies represents a welcome new era of credibility, but isn’t it really a new era in obfuscation and dishonest politics?

I’ll grant Goldsmith this one point: the Bush admin was certainly woeful on the PR front, consistently failing to accept the need to promote and  defend its policies. Some saw this as arrogance; I saw it as self-inflicted humility. Bush felt he was doing the right thing and didn’t want to participate in the political pissing match, letting the policies speak for themselves and history to be the judge. This was a huge mistake, allowing his political opponents to frame every issue without rebut.

However, why is Obama’s approach seen as so refreshing?

Obviously he deserves credit for taking the responsibility of the presidency seriously and abandoning his contrarian campaign rhetoric to embrace the best tools in fighting terrorism (during the campaign I had written that it seemed improbable to me he would not come around in this way).

Yet, Obama is partially responsible for dark cloud associated with Bush’s anti-terror approach, as he and other Democrats stridently campaigned for 6 years on the moral hazard of the very policies he now embraces! Now that he has reversed course, instead of admitting as much and giving credit where he once laid blame, Obama is pretending his continuation of Bush’s legacy is something new and honorable, despite no substantial change.

Is this the new era of non-ideological politics he has promised us? Is this the change we can believe in? Or is it deeply cynical politics-as-usual? Well, at least he got the policies right.

MORE: The Cheney Fallacy.

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I am not a man. I am Cantona.

May 22nd, 2009 by Dorrk.com
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Ken Loach’s Looking for Eric trailer.

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McCarthyism redeemed!

May 21st, 2009 by Dorrk.com
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No, I’m not talking about Obama’s McCarthyist tactics in tendentiously defaming the Bush administration tactics he himself is now adopting.

I’m talking about Andy McCarthy, the former federal prosecutor who is National Review’s go-to guy for discussion of our prosecution of the War on Man-Caused Disasters.

Here’s some of his recent hits:

On Military Tribunals:

The need to castigate his predecessor, even as he substantially adopts the Bush administration’s counterterrorism policy, is especially unbecoming in a president who purports to transcend our ideological divisions.

This was perhaps best exemplified by the president’s attack on the very military commission system he has just revived. The dig that the system only succeeded in convicting three terrorists in seven years conveniently omits the fact that the delay was largely attributed to legal challenges advanced by lawyers who now work in his own administration.

On Eric Holder’s muddy torture designations:

Torture, however, is not a general-intent crime. It calls for proof of specific intent. As I recently recounted, the Third Circuit U.S. Court of Appeals explained the difference in its Pierre case last year: to establish torture, it must be proved that the accused torturer had “the motive or purpose” to commit torture. Sharpening the distinction, the judges used an example from a prior torture case — an example that thoroughly refutes Holder’s attempt to downgrade torture to a general-intent offense: “The mere fact that the Haitian authorities have knowledge that severe pain and suffering may result by placing detainees in these conditions does not support a finding that the Haitian authorities intend to inflict severe pain and suffering. The difference goes to the heart of the distinction between general and specific intent.”

To state the matter plainly, the CIA interrogators did not inflict severe pain and had no intention of doing so. The law of the United States holds that, even where an actor does inflict severe pain, there is still no torture unless it was his objective to do so. It doesn’t matter what the average person might think the “logical” result of the action would be; it matters what specifically was in the mind of the alleged torturer — if his motive was not to torture, it is not torture.

One might have expected Holder to know that. The argument was used in a DOJ filing before the Sixth Circuit U.S. Court of Appeals only three weeks ago. Indeed, the Haitian example cited by the Third Circuit is quoted here, word-for-word, from the brief filed by Holder’s own department.

More @ the McCarthy Archive

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Gettin’ shallow w/ Obama, Cheney, Terrorism & Torture

May 21st, 2009 by Dorrk.com
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There’s plenty of in-depth discussion of both the Obama and Cheney speeches all over the place today, so I’m just going to address a couple of aspects that I don’t think are getting enough attention.

Obama continues to hammer the canard that the out-of-favour policies of the Bush Administration (like Guantamo Bay and interrogation techniques like waterboarding) made the U.S. less safe by diminishing our moral standard in the world and radicalizing our foes.

This is problematic on several levels.

First, the very concept that our moral standards are being diminished runs exactly counter to the usual left/liberal narrative of the United States, who have been riding an almost century-long hobby horse of decrying our country’s iniquities. If you buy the typical liberal intellectual (Zinn/Chomsky) characterization of our past (with the U.S. legacy of religious witch trials, genocide of noble savages, racist slavery and miscegenation, oppression of women, exploitation of laborers, Jim Crow, vicious annihilation of Dresden and Japan, injections of syphilis and AIDS into African Americans, political assassinations in Iran and Chile, support for cruel dictators, Central American death squads, anti-gay violence, regular police and prison brutality and well-deserved blow-back on 9/11) how exactly is the mildest application of waterboarding in history and one off-shore facility for holding terrorist any worse than what came before? Surely, the slow progressive track of the U.S. over the last half-century has improved our moral standing with our recent infractions pale in comparison to the so-called crimes of our past.

So, yes, Obama is being condescending.

Second, let’s say for fun that our Guantanamo Bay prison and interrogation techniques have in some heretofore undemonstrated way made the U.S. less safe. The premise behind this claim is based solely on the way in which these things change perception of the U.S. in the eyes of our enemies or draw focus on our darkest corners.

I think, on the first part, you would need to make a very foolish assumption that our terrorist enemies previously did not mean harm to the U.S., and only after hearing of our detainee treatment did they enlist wholeheartedly in the jihad. This is not only chronologically incoherent, but suggests a baffling superciliousness on the part of our enemies.

On the second part, if focusing attention on the dark and unstomachable practices we have proscribed to combat terrorism is truly damaging not only to our reputation but our national safety, then aren’t the lefty blogs and the elected Democrats who collude with the mainstream media to endlessly focus on and call for justice for these “crimes” the real culprits? If our national safety is really seriously at stake, as they say, should they not at least be more circumspect about investigating and punishing such transgressions?

You would think.

But apparently Obama’s particular brand of post-partisan non-ideological pragmatism justifies incoherent demogoguery to score political points.

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90-6

May 21st, 2009 by Dorrk.com
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James Taranto, who does a kind of daily “Review of Reviewers”-ish conservative deconstruction of online news for the Wall Street Journal’s Opinion Journal, should really get more credit as one of the wittiest — and sharpist — news analysts working today.

Here’s Taranto’s lede in today’s Best of the Web column:

90-6

During the dark days of the Bush administration, the United States of America held hundreds of innocent terrorists without charge in a maximum-security detention facility in a communist country. Barack Obama was elected on a promise to end this injustice, and just days after taking office, he issued an executive order promising to keep that promise. It was a victory for American values, but it is now being snatched away by Republican obstructionists.

“The Senate voted overwhelmingly Wednesday to keep the prison at Guantanamo Bay open for the foreseeable future and forbid the transfer of any detainees to facilities in the United States,” the Associated Press reports from Washington.

The vote was 90-6, but the lopsided headcount obscures how close it really was.

For one thing, because Norm Coleman refuses to do the graceful thing and crawl back under whatever rock he came from, the Senate seat that rightfully belongs to Al Franken remains vacant.

Another three senators–Ted Kennedy of Massachusetts and Robert Byrd and Jay Rockefeller of West Virginia–were not present for the vote. Kennedy in particular would surely have voted to close Guantanamo, given that waterboarding was practiced at a nearby facility thousands of miles away. As a young man, Kennedy lost someone dear to him in a water-related tragedy, so his sensitivity on this question is particularly acute.

If Franken, Kennedy, Byrd and Rockefeller had all voted against the measure to keep Guantanamo open, that would have brought the total vote to 90-10. Now it becomes clear how crucial Republican obstructionism was to carrying out this atrocity.

For reasons known only to the voters, the Senate still has 40 Republicans. And if there’s one thing we know about Republicans, it’s that they never brook dissent. Like goose-stepping lemmings, all 40 of them–every single one–voted in favor of the hell-camp at Guantanamo. If they had voted the other way (and Franken, Kennedy, Byrd and Rockefeller had voted “no”), the vote would have been a 50-50 tie.

In the event of a Senate tie, the vice president casts the deciding vote. We’re not sure where Joe Biden stands on this matter, but it seems at least possible that he agrees with President Obama’s firm position that Guantanamo needs to be closed yesterday. Well, anyway, a year from yesterday.

Yet even with 50 votes plus Biden’s, America’s values wouldn’t necessarily be safe. Republicans could still block the closing of Guantanamo by mounting a filibuster, assuming they could get 41 Democrats to join them. And there is evidence that Democrats may be weak-minded enough to do just that.

Remember the Iraq war? In 2003 Sen. John Kerry* explained that he had been duped into supporting it by Republican mind tricks. Kerry, who served in Vietnam, had plenty of company. In all, 29 Democrats voted for the war, or 30 if you count Arlen Specter (R2-D2, Pa.), who was present for the vote because of a mysterious “scheduling concord.” Dick Cheney worked his sinister magic on them and gulled them into thinking that “to authorize the use of United States armed forces against Iraq” meant, We’ll resolve this with Saddam over tea, and if that doesn’t work, we’ll resolve it over more tea.

Well, guess what? Cheney is still around, blatantly violating the rule that says former vice presidents are supposed to dummy up and support the new administration.** And 19 of those highly suggestible Democrats, including Kerry and Specter, are still in the Senate. Eighteen of them voted against closing Guantanamo. Coincidence?

Thus Republican obstructionism turned what should have been an overwhelming 68-vote victory into a narrow 90-6 defeat. And while it was a defeat for President Obama and for America’s most treasured values, let’s not lose sight of who the real victims are: innocent terrorists who have never done anything worse than participate in mass murder.

* The haughty, French-looking Massachusetts Democrat who by the way vouched for a child-pornography criminal.

** Does not apply if Earth is in the Balance.

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Meat New People

May 13th, 2009 by Dorrk.com
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MEAT CARDS: Business Cards Made From MEAT AND LASERS.

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My Little Monkey Friend

May 13th, 2009 by Dorrk.com
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What every girl needs.

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American Playlist Addendum: (dis)Honorable Mentions

May 6th, 2009 by Dorrk.com
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The restriction of doing these lists for kids meant that I had to immediately exclude two of the most powerful songs about America due to language (videos for the songs are posted below).  It was heartbreaking.

I also would have liked to include “The Ballad of Booth” from Sondheim’s “Assassins” in the American Origins section, but the hard racial language made that one impossible.

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American Playlist 5: American Road

May 6th, 2009 by Dorrk.com
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This list of songs addressing travel and various places within America was the toughest, and I’m still not fully happy with it. The glut of good songs about California, New York and the South, are offset by spotty coverage of different regions, such as my own Pacific Northwest (represented here only by a defunct Portland band no one’s ever heard of, Boy Crazy). Also, I was stumped on Texas, so I included a couple of old standards that I’m not fond of. I plead ignorance. I do like the Denny Brooks song “San Antone” from the movie “Rolling Thunder,” but heck if I know where to find it. (Selected sources)

1 - America - Simon and Garfunkel
2 - Moonlight in Vermont - Sam Cooke
3 - Theres a Boat That’s Leavin Soon for New York - George Gershwin
4 - New York, New York - Frank Sinatra & Gene Kelly
5 - I’ll Take New York - Tom Waits
6 - New York State of Mind - Billy Joel
7 - Theme From New York, New York - Frank Sinatra
8 - King Of The Road - Roger Miller
9 - Graceland - Paul Simon
10 - Take Me Home, Country Roads - Ray Charles
11 - Oh My Sweet Carolina - Ryan Adams
12 - I Got a Name - Jim Croce
13 - Miami - U2
14 - Georgia on My Mind - Hoagy Carmichael
15 - Sweet Home Alabama - Lynyrd Skynyrd
16 - Southern Accents - Johnny Cash
17 - I Wish I Was in New Orleans - Tom Waits
18 - Black Water - The Doobie Brothers
19 - Jesusland - Ben Folds
20 - Train Song - Tom Waits
21 - Gary, Indiana - Meredith Wilson
22 - My Kind of Town - Frank Sinatra
23 - Chicago [Adult Contemporary Easy Listening Version] - Sufjan Stevens
24 - Flint For The Unemployed And Underpaid - Sufjan Stevens
25 - Say Yes To Michgan - Sufjan Stevens
26 - Home I’ll Never Be - Tom Waits
27 - Oklahoma - Rodgers and Hammerstein
28 - Love You as Big as Texas - Tex Ritter
29 - Yellow Rose Of Texas - The Union Confederacy
30 - Rocky Mountain High - John Denver
31 - Route 66 - Rolling Stones
32 - Take It Easy - The Eagles
33 - Going to California - Led Zeppelin
34 - Me and Bobby McGee - Kris Kristofferson
35 - Ventura Highway - America
36 - Do You Know The Way To San Jose - Dionne Warwick
37 - California Dreamin’ - The Mamas & The Papas
38 - L.A. Woman - The Doors
39 - California - The Rentals
40 - California - Phantom Planet
41 - Stark Street - Boy Crazy
42 - I’ve Been Everywhere - Johnny Cash

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American Playlist 4: American Tunes

May 6th, 2009 by Dorrk.com
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This list was a less-theme driven collection of songs that generally resonate with me in some way with regard to the country. It’s sort of a series of different impressions of facets of American life, or of the American dream. Many of these songs were the first ones that occurred to me when I started the project. (Selected sources)

1 - With A Little Help From My Friends - Joe Cocker
2 - I Shall Be Released - Bob Dylan
3 - America The Beautiful - Ray Charles
4 - American Tune - Paul Simon
5 - Free Bird - Lynyrd Skynyrd
6 - Born to Run [Live, acoustic] - Bruce Springsteen
7 - Philadelphia Freedom - Elton John
8 - The River [Live @ LA Coliseum] - Bruce Springsteen
9 - America - Neil Diamond
10 - California Uber Alles - Dead Kennedys
11 - God Bless the U.S.A. - Lee Greenwood
12 - My Hometown - Bruce Springsteen
13 - This Is Not America - David Bowie
14 - We’re not Gonna Take It - Twisted Sister
15 - Life In A Northern Town - Dream Academy
16 - In God’s Country - U2
17 - Paradise City - Guns ‘N’ Roses
18 - The End of the Innocence - Don Henley
19 - Free Fallin’ - Tom Petty
20 - Rockin’ in the Free World - Neil Young
21 - Kids in America - Kim Wilde
22 - I Am a Patriot - Pearl Jam
23 - Pink Houses - John Cougar Mellencamp
24 - Upper Peninsula, The - Sufjan Stevens
25 - Sam’s Town - The Killers
26 - My Rights Versus Yours - New Pornographers
27 - What a Wonderful World - Joey Ramone

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American Playlist 3: American Change

May 6th, 2009 by Dorrk.com
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This one was fun due to my inexplicable love of lefty agitation ballads, which I discovered when my junior high Careers class watched “Harlan County U.S.A.” and I was haunted by the backwoods cry of “Which Side Are You On?” Special mention for this section goes to amazing 10-disc collection Songs for Political Action and The Best of Broadside 1962-1968: Anthems of the American Underground from the Pages of Broadside Magazine.

Even though I fall on the opposing side of the some the protests in these songs, I still think that this is a key facet of American culture, and there’s no denying the powerful impact that the 1960s counterculture still has on our media today. I had to draw the line at Bob Dylan’s idiotic “God On Our Side,” however.

Since this list is aimed at kids, I tried to keep away from the more hysterical and cynical political subject matter, and when dealing with the Civil Rights era, you need to take care in introducing the foreign concept of racial prejudice to children who are oblivious that such a thing exists.

More source material here.

1 - Which Side Are You On? - The Almanac Singers
2 - We Shall Not Be Moved - The Weavers
3 - We Shall Overcome - Jewish Young Folksingers
4 - A Hard Rain’s A-Gonna Fall - Pete Seeger
5 - A Change Is Gonna Come - Sam Cooke
6 - Times They Are A-changin, The - Bob Dylan
7 - Mr. Tambourine Man - The Byrds
8 - Turn, Turn, Turn - The Byrds
9 - Subterranean Homesick Blues - Bob Dylan
10 - For What It’s Worth - Buffalo Springfield
11 - Abraham, Martin & John - Dion
12 - The Ballad Of Martin Luther King - Mike Millius
13 - Revolution - The Beatles
14 - Easy To Be Hard - Three Dog Night
15 - Get Together - Youngbloods
16 - Star Spangled Banner - Jimi Hendrix
17 - Amazing Grace - Judy Collins
18 - Ohio - Neil Young
19 - Share The Land - The Guess Who
20 - United We Stand - Brotherhood of Man
21 - Who’ll Stop the Rain - Creedence Clearwater Revival
22 - Southern Man - Neil Young
23 - Have You Ever Seen The Rain - Creedence Clearwater Revival
24 - Maggie’s Farm - Bob Dylan
25 - What’s Going on - Marvin Gaye
26 - Signs - Five Man Electrical Band
27 - Black and White - Three Dog Night
28 - Fire and Rain - James Taylor
29 - Lift Every Voice & Sing - Ray Charles

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American Playlist 2: American Century

May 6th, 2009 by Dorrk.com
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For this playlist, making some attempt at running through the chronology the of American Experience during the 20th Century, I got to spend a lot of time digging through World War I - Cold War era music. See the sidebar for some of my sources.


1 - Mother Necessity - Bob Dorough (Schoolhouse Rock)
2 - The Sinking of the Titanic - Richard Rabbitt Brown
3 - I Got Plenty O’ Nuttin’ - Louis Armstrong
4 - Happy Days Are Here Again - Leo Reisman
5 - Sufferin’ Till Suffrage - Bob Dorough (Schoolhouse Rock)
6 - New York Town - Woody Guthrie
7 - I’m Against It - Groucho Marx
8 - When the Saints Go Marching In - Louis Armstrong
9 - California Here I Come - Al Jolson
10 - Roll on Columbia - Woody Guthrie
11 - Ghost of Tom Joad, The - Bruce Springsteen
12 - God Bless America - Kate Smith
13 - Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy, The - The Andrews Sisters
14 - This Is The Army, Mr. Jones - Hal McIntyre & His Orchestra
15 - I’ll Be Seeing You [Frank Sinatra] - Tommy Dorsey & His Orchestra
16 - Yankee Doodle Boy, The - James Cagney
17 - I’d Like To Give My Dog To Uncle Sam - Ozzie Waters
18 - Yankee Doodle (WWII) - Luis Oliveira & his Orchestra feat. Walt Disney & Donald Duck
19 - Reuben James - Folk Family Robinson
20 - Amazing Grace - Louis Armstrong
21 - Dear Hearts and Gentle People - Bing Crosby
22 - Great American Eagle, The - Tex Ritter
23 - I’m No Communist - Carson Robinson and His Pleasant Valley Boys
24 - Daddy’s Last Letter (A Letter from Korea) - Tex Ritter
25 - City of New Orleans - Arlo Guthrie
26 - America - Leonard Bernstein
27 - Stand by Me - Ben E. King
28 - If I Had A Hammer - Trini Lopez
29 - Nobody Knows the Trouble I’ve Seen - Sam Cooke
30 - Sittin’ on Dock of the Bay - Otis Redding
31 - Proud Mary - Creedence Clearwater Revival
32 - San Francisco (Be Sure To Wear Flowers In Your Hair) - Scott McKenzie
33 - Take Me Home, Country Roads - John Denver
34 - American Pie - Don McLean
35 - This Hard Land - Bruce Springsteen
36 - Small Town - John Cougar Mellencamp

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American Playlist 1: American Origins

May 6th, 2009 by Dorrk.com
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For this playlist, roughly covering the Colonial Era through the end of the 19th Century, I discovered several rich compilations of early American folk songs. One of the most interesting was John Allison’s Witches and War Whoops, a collection of songs contemporary with the early witch trials and clashes with Indians. Also coming in handy was the soundtrack to Ken Burns’ Civil War series and Bruce Springsteen’s wonderful revisiting of classic American folk music.


1 - No More Kings - Lynn Ahrens (Schoolhouse Rock)
2 - Running Bear - Johnny Preston
3 - Susanna Martin - John Allison
4 - Yankee Doodle - Tex Ritter
5 - Shot Heard ‘Round The World - Bob Dorough (Schoolhouse Rock)
6 - When Johnny Comes Marching Home - The Union Confederacy
7 - Preamble - Lynn Ahrens (Schoolhouse Rock)
8 - America: My Country Tis of Thee - Arthur Middleton
9 - Johnny I Hardly Knew Ye - Janis Ian
10 - Three - Ring Government - Lynn Ahrens (Schoolhouse Rock)
11 - Jefferson and Liberty - Earl Robinson
12 - Star Spangled Banner - Thomas Chalmers
13 - Battle of New Orleans - Johnny Horton
14 - Thousands Are Sailing to Amerikay - Tim O’brien
15 - Ballad of Davy Crockett - Fess Parker
16 - Oregon Trail - Woody Guthrie
17 - Oh, Susannah - Lisa Loeb and Elizabeth Mitchell
18 - Home on the Range - Tex Ritter
19 - Red River Valley - Woody Guthrie
20 - It Covers the Hillsides - Midlake
21 - Oh, Bury Me not - Johnny Cash
22 - Remember the Alamo - Tex Ritter
23 - Ode to Little Wild Bill - Sonny Campbell
24 - Goober Peas - Norman Blake & Nancy Blake
25 - Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah [Song Of The South] - James Baskett
26 - Swing Low Sweet Chariot - Southern Four
27 - John Brown’s Body - Marah
28 - Abraham Lincoln (Parts 1 & 2) - Earl Robinson
29 - Gettysburg Address - Tex Ritter
30 - Lincoln And Liberty - The Union Confederacy
31 - Battle Hymn of the Republic - The Abyssinian Baptist Church Sanctuary Choir
32 - The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down - Joan Baez
33 - Booth Killed Lincoln - Pat Enright
34 - Amazing Grace - Sufjan Stevens
35 - Oh, What A Beautiful Mornin’ - Rodgers and Hammerstein
36 - She’ll Be Comin’ Round the Mountain - Tex Ritter
37 - Mr Custer - Larry Verne
38 - North to Alaska - Johnny Horton
39 - My Darling Clementine - Tex Ritter
40 - Land of Billy the Kid - Sonny Campbell
41 - Beautiful Dreamer - James Bryan, Norman & Nancy Blake
42 - I Wish I Was in Dixie’s Land - Bob ‘n’ John Minstrels
43 - Ol’ Man River - Oscar Hammerstein II and Jerome Kern
44 - John Henry - Bruce Springsteen
45 - Erie Canal - Bruce Springsteen
46 - Great American Melting Pot - Bob Dorough (Schoolhouse Rock)
47 - Wells Fargo Wagon - Meredith Wilson
48 - Pledge of Allegiance - Tex Ritter
49 - Ya Got Trouble - Meredith Wilson

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I Like American Music

May 6th, 2009 by Dorrk.com
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My 5-year-old daughter has shown a recent interest in America.  She’s always had some sense of place, very early on behaving very patriotically to the city we live in, Milwaukie. Now that that sense of place has expanded, she will sometimes walk around the house chanting “U.S.A.! U.S.A!”

Spurred on by a DVD set of old Schoolhouse Rock videos that I bought for her, she also likes to act quite knowledgeable about American history, and seemed interested in learning more.

She has an old iPod of mine, hooked up to speakers in her bedroom, which she listens to at bedtime, so I got the idea that — since we’ve brought her up listening to a wide variety of music with very little wimpy kid-targeted stuff in there — I would make her a playlist of songs that I felt were important to or had something to say about America.

Of course, the way I tend to autistically throw myself into projects like this, it quickly became clear that I had way too many good songs to choose from, so I began dividing them into themes, and eventually came up with 5 playlists ranging in length from 1.5 to 2.5 hours each:

  1. American Origins: Songs from or set in the first two and half centuries of America
  2. American Century: Songs covering the general narrative of 20th century America
  3. American Change: Songs of American protest and progress
  4. American Road: Songs about traveling through America or specific places therein
  5. American Tunes: Songs that describe different feelings in, of or about America

I founda lot of stuff that new to me, rediscovered some old stuff I’ve overlooked, and got a fuller picture of what I love about America during the process, and, needless to say, I listen to these playlists more than my daughter does. I’m not totally settled on these lists, however (especially #4, which has weak spots and glaring holes, and songs that I will one day slap my forehead and wonder how I didn’t think of them in the first place), so if any one wants to comment new ideas or make fun of my taste in music, feel free.

I’ll include each list separately in subsequent posts.

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Torturing torture

May 4th, 2009 by Dorrk.com
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So now let me go back and start my train of thought on “torture” from the beginning.

(Here are the OLC memos in question. I’ll be quoting them:

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We ratified the United Nations Convention Against Torture. Pursuant to our obligations under CAT, we have a few Federal Laws that define and prohibit torture in different circumstances, the important one of which here are sections 2340-2340A, which apply to CIA agents performing interrogations outside the borders of the United States.

Both our own Federal statutes and CAT share similar definitions of what constitutes torture:

Section 2340(1) defines “torture” as “an act committed by a person acting under color of law, specifically intended to inflict severe physical or mental pain or suffering (other than pain or suffering incidental to lawful sanctions) upon another person within his custody or physical control.”

And:

The CAT defines “torture” so as to require the intentional infliction of “severe pain or suffering, whether physical or mental.” Article 1(1) of the CAT provides:

For the purposes of this Convention, the term “torture” means any act by which severe pain or suffering, whether physical or mental, is intentionally inflicted on a person for such purposes as obtaining from him or a third person information or a confession, punishing him for an act he or a third person has committed or is suspected of having committed, or intimidating or coercing him or a third person, or for any reason based on discrimination of any kind, when such pain or suffering is inflicted by or at the instigation of or with the consent or acquiescence of a public official or other person acting in an official capacity. It does not include pain or suffering arising only from, inherent in or incidental to lawful sanctions.

The Senate included the following understanding in its resolution of advice and consent to ratification of the CAT:

The United States understands that, in order to constitute torture, an act must be specifically intended to inflict severe physical or mental pain or suffering and that mental pain or suffering refers to prolonged mental harm caused by or resulting from (1) the intentional infliction or threatened infliction of severe physical pain or suffering; (2) the administration or application, or threatened administration or application, of mind altering substances or other procdures calculated to disrupt profoundly the senses or the personality; (3) the threat of imminent death; or (4) the threat that another person will imminently be subjected to death, severe physical pain or suffering, or the administration or application of mind altering substances or other procedures calculated to disrupt profoundly the senses or personality.

With those restrictions in mind, after 9/11 the Bush administration came up with 10 methods of escalated interrogation which they felt did not rise to the legal definition of torture above:

  1. attention grasp
  2. walling
  3. facial hold
  4. facial slap
  5. cramped confinement
  6. wall standing
  7. stress positions
  8. sleep deprivation
  9. harmless insects placed in a confinement box (to exploit one detainee’s fear of insects)
  10. the waterboard

As described in detail in the memos, the circumstances under which any of these techniques could be used, with specifications as to the exact application (always under medical supervision and using specially designed equipment to prevent physical harm) are so mild in the context of the history of cruel treatment, that any bonafide torturer would wet himself with laughter at the hysterical debate they have provoked.

The waterboard is singled out in the memos as a technique that may potentially cross the line into torture if not applied according the restraints noted in the memos, and may only to be used in rare circumstances on high value detainees and only after additional authorization from the director of the CIA.

The memos then go on at great length to subject each of the techniques to the letter of the law and found that if performed faithfully according to mandated restraints (frequency, time limits, environmental and medical conditions, etc.) none of the above techniques amount to illegal torture.

Finally, in sharp contrast to those practices universally condemned as torture over the centuries, the techniques we consider here have been carefully evaluated to avoid causing severe pain or suffering to the detainees. As OMS has described these techniques as a group:

In all instances the general goal of these techniques is a psychological impact, and not some physical effect, with a spectfic goal of “dislocat[ing] [the detainee's] expectations regarding the treatment he believes he will receive….” The more physical techniques are delivered in a manner carefully limited to avoid serious pain. The slaps, for example, are designed “to induce shock, surprise, and/or humiliation” and “not to inflict physical pain that is severe or lasting.”

Of course, whether or not one wants to call these techniques torture is purely a matter of subjective opinion, and legality does not address the moral issues therein. The big problem, as I see it, in our debate over these techniques is the careless and/or willfull conflation by the so-called “anti-torture” advocates of morality and legality, which has led to calls for criminal investigation of the lawyers who wrote the memos which ostensibly intended to prevent our government from committing illegal torture.

There is much speculation on the left that the memos were actually part of a conspiracy to commit illegal torture, but I have yet to see any in depth discussion of this. If true, this would be worrying, but what I have yet to see is any arguments equal in detail or measure to these memos as to why any of the 10 techniques discussed therein do amount to illegal torture.

President Obama doesn’t seem concerned with any such arguments, settling instead for his own superficial announcement that “we don’t torture” and the all of these techniques will no longer be used. This is terribly disingenuous for a such a puported thoughtful politician.

If a President is going to accuse a previous administration of “torture,” I think he is at least obligated to produce a coherent and logical argument supporting this statement. Does the Obama Administration have a definition of torture in mind? Do they really think that a stinging open palm slap on the cheek is torture? Or flicking droplets of water in the face of a detainee (a technique that I playfully subject my own children to on occasion, and the inclusion of which in the memos’ discussion of water-based techniques reflects such a profound aversion on our part to real torture that it should close the case by itself)?

The fact is, this has never been a serious discussion of whether or not our country should engage in torture. It’s been a partisan attack by Democrats against an administration dealing with cumbersome new issues of national defense. the word “torture” has been so abused in the process, that some have suggested that the infliction of any discomforts, from loud noises to tasers, as tantamount to torture and crime against humanity punishable as War Crimes.

If, indeed, by some miracle of coincidence aligning partisan hackery and reality, there was some kind of cover-up by the Bush administration to conceal a program of real and vile torture, there should be prosecutions in line that evidence. But until evidence of a real program of torture is revealed, or someone can bother to rebut the arguments of the OLC memos rather than simply try to impugn their origins, this stands as one of the most tasteless (and potentially harmful) exercises in official demogoguery we have seen.

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The Intractable Torture Debate

May 4th, 2009 by Dorrk.com
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I’ve spent far too much of this weekend reading about the line between enhanced interrogation and torture, looking to clarify some issues in my own mind.

I’ve started with this Federalist Society forum, which also includes links to the Office of Legal Counsel memos released by the Obama administration. I recommend reading most of all of the memos, although there is a lot repetition in defining terms. To me, they seemed to wrestle very seriously with the application of vague federal anti-torture laws, and those laws’ relevance to standards set by the U.N.’s Conventi0n Against Torture.

Unless one starts with the presumption that the Bush administration was inherently sadistic, it shouldn’t be difficult to see in the memos a good-faith effort to draw lines and micromanage the enhanced interrogation process of high value targets to the point that the 10 techniques therein deemed legally permissible were conducted within the limits of the law.

Now that I’ve gone through the memos without too much concern about the reasonableness of their legal advice, some of the discussion in this forum does raise concern.

The timeline of the use of these interrogation techniques post-9/11 and the writing of the OLC memos does indicate that the techniques were used first, and legal cover for these techniques was sought later. In the debate, David Luban assumes this was a CYA maneuver to retroactively justify knowingly illegal conduct. However, one with a different set of assumptions may just as easily suspect that the legal cover was sought only after the fact because those engaged in the conduct did not consider it torture and in need of legal justification until objections were made later.

Most of the key issues come down to that same conflict of contrasting assumptions, and while I’m still combing through the discussion, I think Stephen Vladeck made this important point early on in the exchange:

The first question is whether any of these officials could be prosecuted for the opinions they wrote, the advice they provided, or the decisions they made. And it’s only if that question is answered in the affirmative that we need to reach the second question, i.e., whether they should be.

To suggest, as Andy McCarthy does, that prosecutions would represent the “criminalization of politics” is to invert the inquiry. Thus, those (like Andy) who oppose prosecutions appear to believe beyond question that the relevant officials were all acting “in good faith,” and that the overwhelming majority of the conduct undertaken by our CIA and military personnel did not actually constitute “torture.” In other words, prosecutions would be inappropriate because no crimes were committed. Of course, that only assumes the first question, rather than answering it. And while it is possible that some of those who oppose prosecution believe that we should not hold officials to account even if they did break the law, such a view would rest on underlying beliefs quite distinct from those that have been articulated thus far.

On the flip side, those who support prosecutions also assume the first question, for they are equally convinced that the relevant officials acted with malice aforethought, and that they knew that the specific interrogation techniques they were sanctioning violated fundamental precepts of both domestic and international law. In other words, it is clear that these officials can be prosecuted, and so they should be, lest we jeopardize our moral leadership on the international stage, and perhaps even the central premise of American constitutionalism-that ours is “a government of laws, not of men.”

As long as the debate takes place on these terms, it will be intractable, and any solution will necessarily alienate one side of the conversation. That’s why the real underlying imperative, at least for the time being, should be the gathering and dissemination of more information-whether by Congress, the Obama Administration, or an independent body established for that purpose. And that’s why President Obama’s decision to release the OLC memos was, in my view, such a necessary (albeit not sufficient) step.

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